Recent Movie Reviews

Dailytoon #300 Dailytoon #300

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was the best flash I've seen in a long time.

The ending was a real shocker, too. I won't ruin it for the rest of you, but it was quite ingenious, to say the least.

[SS] Tribute: Ozcar [SS] Tribute: Ozcar

Rated 5 / 5 stars


about time somebody payed ozcar the resxpect he deserves god bless you all

greasybutts responds:

sticky dicks

R.I.P. Star Syndicate R.I.P. Star Syndicate

Rated 5 / 5 stars


and so ends the greatest chapter of my life.

Recent Game Reviews

Midnight-Strike Midnight-Strike

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A decent game...

But it seemed too focused on exploration and platforming rather than combat. It was a bit too slow-paced to keep me entertained. The character design wasn't bad, but the levels were a bit bland, often with no backround. It just falls short in a few too many places, making it quite mediocre :-\

Flash Halo: CTF Flash Halo: CTF

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad...

though not outstanding either. The overall concept is good: remake Halo in a 2-D style with simplified gameplay (I always enjoy it when newer games are translated into an 'oldschool' style). However, the executuion is somewhat flawed. The character animations are very stiff, consisting of only a few frames. In addition to this problem, the characters move much to slow, breaking away from the fast paced, run 'n gun action of traditional 2D shooters. Also, the death animations are too boring. it just wasn't too exciting when I killed people in this game :\ The little chat logs in the bottom corner were funny, it'd be nice to see more of them.

All in all, a pretty decent job. With a little tweaking here and their, you could be an excellent game designer! :D

Alien Hominid Alien Hominid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awsome game

THE best flash game of all time. A Nifty, unique art style, fast-paced, oldschoool shooter gameplay, tight controls, perfectly balanced difficulty, decent tunes, and ammusing attacks (<3 the head-chomp!), all make for a flawless gaming experience! I'm gonna buy the GC version right when I get the cash! And to all you unskillful videogame pansies (pretty much every other guy that reviewd), I have compiled a list of tips&tricks to help your sorry arses_when the FBI transport s come, jump ontop of it, and jump up and shoot down until they explode, so you can avoid slugging it out with the guys and stay safe as well._To beat the running robot dude, crouch down on the ledge of the building and blast away at his head. When he starts flailing his arms, just jump over him, and dont bother shooting him when he runs back to the right. When the big laser cannon pops out of him, press down+jump to hop down from the ledge, and continue blasting him. When the cannon moves to the lower section, jump back on the ledge and repeat._the grenadier at the barrier can be pretty tedious. Follow the advice in the comments: hop on a guys back, and run through it._The helicopter is cake. just dodge the bombs, and when it stands still, move to the right to avoid the bombs and fire up._The last boss is purty easy well. When he punches you, look where his cannon is so you can instinctively crouch_jump, or jump+crouch. Hope I have helped in some way. Golly! Longest review yet! o.0